Sunday, 2 September 2007

piano Player Male Stripper
It's simple psychology, boys are visually stimulated and girls are mentally stimulated, so if we produced a show like girls do a strip show for guys the audience would throw us dirty looks then eggs and not bras and knickers.(Knickers optional - Ed)
It's not enough to just do a good show, you have to make people smile and a laughing audience is payment enough (That's what you say when you try not to pay us - Ed)
Triss - yes but if I paid you more we could not give away so many freebies - Free gifts, Free photos, Free sashes and more! (Your sooooo full of S**T - Ed and all the boys)
But really the team of performers all have a less serious side..... they absolutely love to leave people rolling about in the aisles with laughter

What can happen in one year?
A new life, whether a baby child or a fluffy kitten can be created and bornSeasons of weather hot sunny days to a cold wintry stormBut I was sentenced with a most crumbling blowAnd condemned to work on the Adonis cabaret show.
(Words taken from my latest novel "Beneath the G-String")
Joking aside it is a privilege to be a member of the Adonis team. Working alongside not only professional, talented people, (oh and Tristan) but being given the freedom to express new ideas which we throw around and hopefully create funnier, and more entertaining moments for our audiences. Those who have seen the show will have noticed the great fun Davina, Tristan and I have during the evening. This cannot be rehearsed or staged. It is true to say that over the past ten years of performing all over the world I have never enjoyed working with people as much as with Adonis.
Davina with her fast wit and incredible audience awareness still has me in tears of laughter. She will take any crowd and within minutes find their comedy weak-spot and attack, leaving the girls rolling around in complete hysterics.
As the song goes "then she'll go and spoil it all by doing something stupid like singing......" Just a joke.
Then there is Tristan.. What can I say about him? Apart from his amazing dancing and mind blowing fire breathing, his bronzed, trained physique and unique comedy ability. he's okay I suppose. I don't know if it's because Tristan and I are on the same medication, but from the first time we worked together there was a spark of idiotic mayhem between us. We both create weird and wacky ideas, most of which end up with one of us receiving a physical injury, but are able to work yet enjoy the laughter we as a team can cause.
See you at the showLove Richy... 'The Joker'

Male Stripper Storys
I was thinking about the time I was booked in for a private show at a house which turned out to be a swingers party.I had finished my show, which was most bizarre as most of the people were naked and not giving a shit about some silly arse on the stage. I say 'stage' but it was a just a small space in front of the sofa.This was the first and only swingers night that I'd been to and I had heard so much about all these gorgeous women. I you used the term that 'beauty is skin deep', in this case most of the people at this party were inside out! I was then asked if I could be auctioned and the highest bidder would get a private show. Being the prat I am, I agreed and the bidding started at £40 which was quite please with. Once it got to £100 I noticed that the bidders were mostly men??!! Mind you looking at it now the women did have their hands full plus other bits! The closing bid was for £195 which as a young stripper was great. As I only intended to do one show I only had my normal comedy set outfit which was fat Elvis and I thoughtto myself ' I cant do that for a private show!!' Luckily I bumped into a gimp in the hallway who was more than happy to lend me his leathers for the returned favour of locking him in a wardrobe and gagging him???? Strange but true! I had to do strip for, lets say, a lady who insisted on calling "me bad boy", and telling me "I'm safe, got the coil fitted". To be honest with the size of her she could of had a carpet fitted! I told her to act her age, and she died! As soon as I was naked, I was out the door, giggling my arse off towards my car! This is where the story gets good. As I opened my car door, and I'm not lyinghere, what could be a could be super model said "hello"!! In shock I asked "what are you doing here" and she replied "I came here with my friend but hate it so I'm sitting outside". We started talking and getting on really well and yep one thing lead to another and in seconds we were naked and going for it. I got myself into a position that was hard to get out of, yes I was SO FLEXIBLE IN THOSE DAYS, when a fat man walked out from behind a bush. He then said that she was his wife so I got ready for a smack in the mouth when he reached out and shook my hand??? This is the point that I realised that his other hand was busy and then was introduced to his friends, who all appeared from the foliage all sporting one hand. I had been set up for a sex show!!!! I ran to my car and sped off in terror but to date, I still see my night-time lover. I can't identify her as her fat naked husband is, lets say, very high up in the constabulary...

The Joker
As I stated earlier I have been in the entertainment business now for 16yrs. This isn't just stripping but many, many TV appearances, modelling assignments, extensive theatre tours, both UK and worldwide, many of which were a spin off from stripping. 'Seen it, done it and got the T-shirt!' is a statement I should be saying, but it's more like expect the unexpected!No audience is the same, you can have 'great', 'okay', 'strange', 'quiet', 'loud' and 'fucking horrible'. No venue is the same, theatre, pub, social club, aunt Ethels living room! Your routine will change ever so slightly with each show and that is why this job is the best in the world, forever changing and new each time.Yes I can teach you the skills of entertaining but as "for getting out the poo with quick thinking", that I'm afraid is a learning curve you must endure on your own!A small tale that I shall tell you to prove this point! -"Please welcome on stage The Joker"!!!! On stage I go in a theatre full of a thousand screaming women. Show going great and if you have ever set foot on a live stage you will know that , sitting in the audience you can see every detail....... Every testicle unshaven, every facial "fuck just stubbed my toe", and even religion if caught right. The sound levels are deafening to the point of vibration. But.....On stage you can't see a bloody thing!.... the audience and even marks set on stage. The sound is only fed to you via monitors and the only real people you can make out are normally your colleagues standing in the wings, helping you along by mooning! That's Tristar. Pulling silly faces - Sparkle, even letting you know that they have stolen the props that you will need shortly, Tristar again!OK when you go out into to the audience you do normally get house lights but after 2 minutes in flood lights, your eyes just don't catch up. It was at this point that I grabbed a young ladies hand and took her onto the stage. I had her join in a silly part of my routine, asked her name, lets say - Mary - and thanked her with a round of applause from the audience and led her to stage right steps. So there I am carrying on with my routine and Mary is still standing there. I shout "thanks Mary you can go now" and carried on with show. Yet again I look over and Mary is now sat on the top step of the stage? I mime to the crowd "shes mad" at exactly the same time that her friend came and got her. Well, if looks could kill!?Finished the show and came off stage to seven grown up men, laying on the floor, over chairs, & each other! Every one of the fuckers crying with laughter. I know that I'm funny but this was over the top. This is the point that I was told that "Mad Mary" - a title that I was soon to regret giving her- who I had taken on stage, in front of a thousand ladies, made dance around like a loon, mimed that she was mad, was actually blind!! Dig a hole and bury me quick! To make things even worse, at the photo signing at the end of the show I spotted Mary.... wasn't too hard, as her dog gave it away, went to apologise and oh fucking yes, gave her a free poster, what the hell was I thinking!!?These kind of stories are there in their millions and yes, you learn from each one. I learnt never get a girl to join you on stage if to get to her, you stepped over a dog and moved that white cane!These are lessons you cannot be taught, you just have to go with the flow, but never ever stop smiling..

Billy Blue Eyes

Hi I'm Billy Blue Eyes, Aka Leigh to my friends!I'm in training @ Male Stripper School and I've already done a few big gigs!
My storyI first heard about this male strip show in Bournemouth called Adonis Cabaret from a friend who was the DJ down there, I always wanted to be in performance but never really had any big breaks and although I've done some great modelling jobs and gone for TV presenting and roles on TV shows nothing was really happening I could make a living from..
My First StripTo promote myself I entered Mr Bournemouth, there was a text vote section in the competition and I got the guys at The Adonis Cabaret Show to agree that if I went to the show and the girls texted in I would do a full strip on the show !! OMG what did I let myself in for!
The day came and I was worrying all week, calling the male strippers who were on the show who I had not met yet and asking them for advice. They were all so kind and gave me lots of tips, it put my mind at rest that I had support from the team at least.
I turned up to the club early, I wanted to get a good feel for the place, and actually meet all the performers, and I met Drag Queen Amber Dextrous and Strippers Carl Warlock and All The Way Jay! They were all really cool guys, down to earth and nothing at all like I thought male strippers would be and the Drag Queen was soooooooo funny.. They all went through their routines before the doors opened, its really strange seeing the club empty - the calm before the storm I suppose..I was told where I would be put into the show and asked if I wanted to do a lap dance section with the hens and the closing part of the show - I jumped at the chance - In for a penny in for a pound I thought..I was on in the second half - I don't know if that’s a bad thing or a good thing, good that you have time to prepare yourself, bad that you have time to worry!The Venue was an old theatre that Adonis Cabaret had bought and turned into both a male strip show venue and comedy club, and it was lush, the stage was high, the lights bright, and there were tiers and balconies. As the venue filled up every inch was taken by girls expecting a good night out ... I hoped I could perform! My time came and the rest as they say is history - but I had my first test and a taste of what it’s like and loved It!I went on to win the Mr Bournemouth heat and went on to Mr England! For one year I did all that was asked of me for Mr Bournemouth - all the press, PR, radio, newspapers, you name it, but all the time nothing came close to that buzz of being on stage and stripping. Male Stripper SchoolThe following year I asked the lads at Adonis Cabaret if they had any spaces, there were none at the time but I pushed and pushed and they gave me a job doing the door hosting and told me they would put me into their new Male Stripper School where I'd meet all the acts and learn the art of male stripping.I was to have two mentors, a bloke who introduced himself as Piston Fart Pants - who I later found out was Tristan Tristar - one of the headline acts, and Richard the Joker, who is now a full time male strip teacher (the Joker can play the piano with his organ *see video*)At present I'm working every week, still doing the door, but week by week they ask me to get more involved in the show, and I'm managing to do a full 10 minute solo !!I love it! It Rocks! If you want to know more..Come see me @ See you there Billy Blue Eyes

Blackpool Male Strippers

It started 5 years ago when a friend of mine Dark Angel suggested I strip as well as dance as the money was very good and you only have to do 20min shows, so after going along to a few hen nights to watch I got myself an act together and went for it! I was crap! I didn’t even have a name so they called me Destiny because I used to dance there in Watford. I lasted almost year but didn’t really enjoy the job. Then I did a show with Tristan Tristar & he offered me a place in Adonis Cabaret where I could dance, act & be silly all in one night!My stage name changed to Justin Trousersnake & I've not looked back since. Every week I get to entertain the girls that come to the show & act stupidly (perfect!) and along the way I've met some good friends to